• Lemminary
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      85 days ago

      Simple. Start a new plandemic and give out free vaccines! It worked last time, that’s why we’re all dead.

    • @MTK@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      Well, if all it takes is 6 kg, I don’t think it would be that hard to make like a few tons and fly around the world throwing a kg at a time into any body of water you find.

      Sure, you wouldn’t kill everyone, but probably most 🤷‍♂️

      • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        35 days ago

        I think about 96% of mammal biomass is either humans or domestic animals so if we ignore the 4% wild animals it suddenly because a much easier task.

        Like, throwing enough botulinum toxin into the ocean to kill all the whales would be annoying.

      • Darren
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        15 days ago

        Are you a Batman villain, threatening to poison Gotham’s water supply.

        • @MTK@lemmy.world
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          25 days ago

          It would a lot less interesting.

          Literally everyone dies except a few that drink only bottled water. Society is now 90% people who believe that alkaline water is magic

          • @Riversedgeknight1@lemmy.world
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            25 days ago

            More likely 10-15% of people die then everyone figures out it’s the water, identified the cause of death, develops filters to remove the toxin, and then the filter becomes commercialized.

            • @MTK@lemmy.world
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              15 days ago

              Like the first half of the movie is just what you would expect from a batman movie, but then after thousands die and batman catches the villan it just conintues into a documentary about how this event eventully led to the “2026 Water protection law” and the political fights around it.