Looks like a frilled shark. I recognise it from Dredge.

It’s very efficient. Stuff just needs to go through twice. Saves a lot of space.

How do they know‽

Looks like a stack of really nice lab coats.

Wtf is up with blouses?

Most birds don’t taste like chicken though

Anyone else ever wonder whether the dinosaurs were delicious?

Nope that is very literally what she looks like

I feel the need to point out that almost no babies get HIV from their mother as long as the mother is being successfully treated with anti retroviral medication.

I think about 96% of mammal biomass is either humans or domestic animals so if we ignore the 4% wild animals it suddenly because a much easier task.

Like, throwing enough botulinum toxin into the ocean to kill all the whales would be annoying.

Bacteria doesn’t have nerve cells.

Just keeping asking until someone (a go getter) gives you the answer you want.

goose meme

Who unbalanced the budget?

Who unbalanced the budget motherfucker?

And then sometimes they are right and they have to work really hard to convince other people and they get famous and stuff. And then they think that their other ideas that are outside the mainstream are also genius because they had them, e.g. vitamin c against cancer or racism. But they don’t work really hard to prove them because they are famous now so why should they. They never find out that their terrible ideas are terrible and die hated by everyone.

There are four lights images

Glad no one decided to make tortoise chowder out of him in those 192 years.

They are making game of thrones real. Lots of removed and titties, big ass wolves, religious cults taking over government, zombies, crucifixions, people being eaten by dragons.

Isglitch is satirical. The joke is premised on a real occurrence where the secretary of education was excited about what A1 might do for education. She seemed oblivious to both what education entails and what AI is. She did not seem to confuse AI for condiments but she did say A1 multiple times, solidifying the idea that while she at least can read she is dumb.

The dude (lady?) engraved also has a cellphone and a laptop

Could be worse

Could be that paper about masturbating to shota porn