@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFW@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 days agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish18•6 days agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
minus-squareRhynoplazlinkfedilink13•5 days agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFurorlinkfedilink7•5 days agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-square@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink4•edit-25 days agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
Is Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.🤮
🤮 indeed
BLEUGH I hate that