@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 day agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFW@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 day agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRhynoplazlinkfedilink9•1 day agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFurorlinkfedilink5•1 day agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-square@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink4•edit-21 day agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.