Well, Polaris is made up of three stars and only one of them is estimated to be younger than sharks. Still cool, though.

Damn, that is like satire.

A passport costs 165 dollaroos? Damn. And I thought the 70 Euro we have to pay was excessive.

The satire here is that there won’t be any replacement.

Okay, grandpa, maybe enough internet for you today.

I hate that having to work so damn hard on something is the only way to success. I don’t have time to train for everything I want to be good at.

Specifically the lactose intolerant.

Just to clarify, you can attach one listener per IP and port tuple. This means you can have separate processes listening on, for example, 127.0.0.1:80 and 192.168.0.1:80.

5 nuggets are a serving? What are the 6 and 9 nuggets supposed to represent?

Anthony Jeselnik is a grown man who has built his career on jokes like this, so there is a market for dark humor among adults.