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m-p{3} to memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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  • Iamsqueegee
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    113•2 years ago

    Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      16•2 years ago

      Leave it to Stan

  • Kalkaline
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    98•2 years ago

    • Farid
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      9•2 years ago

      Those cars be so big.

      • Kalkaline
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        1•2 years ago

        It’s Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.

        • Farid
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          3•2 years ago

          "Robert Downey Jr Comments" meme with caption: "I'm European"

    • @crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 years ago

      Across the street to the cun† church

  • originalucifer
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    2 years ago

    i am the commander

    • @SandmanXC@lemmy.world
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      19•2 years ago

      🫡

    • bruhduh
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      2•2 years ago

      🫡

  • germtm.
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    72•2 years ago

    didn’t know command-line interfaces were religious.

    • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • Norgur
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      19•2 years ago

      Only text based (or CLI-T) ones

    • grrgyle
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      3•2 years ago

      Me talking about how great jq is

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Suddenly nazis interested in your ted talk.

        • grrgyle
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          3•2 years ago

          ???

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            4•2 years ago

            Jq also refers to the “Jewish question” which is where the “final solution” came from.

            • grrgyle
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              5•2 years ago

              Ew fucking gross

              But thanks

              Ugh

      • Cethin
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        3•2 years ago

        Jesus Qrist?

        • grrgyle
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          2•2 years ago

          It’s a command line tool to query JSON data. https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-transform-json-data-with-jq

  • @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    42•2 years ago

    Most Christian males don’t know what a clit is, so this is understandable.

    • @rwhitisissle@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      That’s because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

  • @breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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    32•2 years ago

    I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional

    • @SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      They probably don’t even know what a clit is so my guess is it’s unintentional.

    • themeatbridge
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      8•2 years ago

      They knew what they were doing.

      • @erp@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.

    • @indepndnt@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      So, I grew up in a super religious environment – which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn’t know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That’s just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God’s will.

    • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      5•2 years ago

      Oh I’ve met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word “damn”. Think pure thoughts!

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 years ago

        Most I’ve met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.

        • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 years ago

          Haha fair! In fairness, the time I spent around them was when we were in our early 20s so maybe not representative sample, just my experience

        • @Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf
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          Removed by mod

    • @Mastengwe@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      It’s because it’s not real. It’s the internet. Question everthing.

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    29•2 years ago

    Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!

    • mypasswordis1234
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      34•2 years ago

      • @A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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        4•2 years ago

        :q! is part of the shortcut?

        • mypasswordis1234
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          6•2 years ago

          You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]

          : is basically telling vim that you want to execute a command

          q is quit

          ! means without saving

          and hit enter to execute it

          • @rwhitisissle@lemmy.world
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            4•2 years ago

            Very important: you have to either be in normal mode first or get there by pressing escape (or <C-[> (aka Ctrl+[)), which is mentioned in the edited image from Arrival, but left out of your explanation.

          • @A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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            4•2 years ago

            i thought it was a text emoji.

      • Cethin
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        3•2 years ago

        Do people use “esc” for this? I thought ctrl-c was the easy way. Esc is so much harder to reach.

      • @Allero@lemmy.today
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        2•2 years ago

        I hereby declare your password is in fact not 1234

    • @darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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      8•2 years ago

      Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

  • @unphazed@lemmy.world
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    29•2 years ago

    I am the clit commander!!!

    • @lando55@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      An offshoot of the LABIA?

    • @NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Some say the CLIT is a myth.

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        they just myth it because they dont really try

  • @sudo42@lemmy.world
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    26•2 years ago

    Great job, men! We finally found it!

  • @activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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    25•2 years ago

    Didn’t think to dot the “i” huh?

    • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      3•2 years ago

      This joke is underappreciated

      • @Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        I want to giggle too, can you explain?

        • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          9•2 years ago

          It’s a play on the idiom to “cross your t’s and dot your i’s”, which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.

          So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn’t do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣

          • @L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world
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            In addition, the i with its dot are also the X of a treasure map, for those that need help finding it.

          • @NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            I just assumed it was for the visual association

          • @Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            Brilliant! Thanks for the explanation.

            • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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              You’re welcome!

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    21•2 years ago

    They probably have more trouble finding it than most

    • @pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world
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      Lol everyone knows it doesn’t exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That’s right, nowhere

      • @Welt@lazysoci.al
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        6•2 years ago

        You obviously haven’t read Clitoridinthians 2:24

        • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Clitorinthians rolls better

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.

        • @pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world
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          You can call me ignorant but the bible ain’t lying son

          • @Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf
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            Removed by mod

            • @Welt@lazysoci.al
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              1•2 years ago

              You’re thinking of an encyclopaedophile, the Bybel is troof

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    20•2 years ago

    /theyknew

    • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that’s the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team’s name was “Free Base”

  • ShaunaTheDead
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    18•2 years ago

    If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.

    God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"

  • @penquin@lemm.ee
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    15•2 years ago

    Clit is a good team. I’m team clit.

    • @indepndnt@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Hell yeah, brother.

  • @Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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    15•2 years ago

    I passed a big church… Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was “FEAR GO”

    Whats wrong with GO?

    • @Halosheep@lemm.ee
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      It’s freaking hard man, I don’t think I coidl ever master it.

    • @tomkatt@lemmy.world
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      It’s a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It’s extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

    • @z00s@lemmy.world
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      Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can’t take that stuff lightly

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