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  • @Soleos@lemmy.world
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    74•3 months ago

    Cute, but no. The definition of shining is not limited to emitting light.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      6•3 months ago

      Einstein was clearly no etymologist

      • caseyweederman
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        5•3 months ago

        I can never remember the difference between etymology and entomology and I can’t put into words how much that bugs me.

    • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      1•3 months ago

      Well awktshualy…the definition says reflect, and while diamonds reflect internally, they refract light externally, so, the diamond is not bright because it reflects (those reflections are on the inside) they shine because they refract

      • @stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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        2•3 months ago

        But isn’t their shine mostly due to the internal reflection rather than external refraction? That’s why the gems are cut angularly, to help with the internal reflection.

        • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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          1•3 months ago

          You can only observe the external properties since you are on the outside

          • @stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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            2•3 months ago

            By that logic, glass mirrors also work by refraction, because it refracts out of the glass before it reaches your eye.

            • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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              1•3 months ago

              The silver reflects tho

              • @stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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                2•3 months ago

                And so does the internal surface of a diamond.

      • @Soleos@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        Well awktshualy, read the whole definition entry. Pendants are always so eager to ignore lay meanings.

  • Björn Tantau
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    Albert knows that they actually do shine. This meme could only have been more wrong if it was Plank.

    • @wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      12•3 months ago

      Yet another way this is wrong: the primary cause of the adamantine lustre of diamonds is refraction. Any old hunk of metal can reflect light.

      • @stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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        2•3 months ago

        Isn’t it caused by internal reflection? That, by definition, is what happens when the light doesn’t refract out of the diamond.

        • @wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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          I considered that when posting, though the play of prismatic colors which defines the diamond’s unique lustre, in addition to that same tendency toward internal reflection, are both ultimately caused by the extraordinary refractory properties of the crystal structure, and the refracted light coming out of the diamond after internal reflection is the constituent of the “shine”

    • @DoYouNot@lemmy.world
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      9•3 months ago

      Rhianna and Einstein both know something about black bodies.

    • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      3•3 months ago

      Albert knows that they actually do shine. In infrared

  • GretaAintNoFlowerChild
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    Unless they’re a crazy diamond. They shine on!

  • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    15•3 months ago

    If a post labeled, essentially, ‘idiot’, has two English mistakes in glurge written for a genius, is that irony?

    • @yesman@lemmy.world
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      12•3 months ago

      Nothing is more on brand than a language pedant making grammar mistakes. What do you expect of person who thinks memorizing rules is the hallmark of intelligence?

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      7•3 months ago

      Like rain on your wedding day.

      • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        6•3 months ago

        If that gets stuck in my head I’m gonna be so fucking mad.

        • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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          3•3 months ago

          A free ride, when you already paid.

        • lime!
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          1•3 months ago

          here’s a cure

  • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    11•3 months ago

    The “shining” nature of diamonds is not due to their reflective properties, it’s due to how they refract.

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    11•3 months ago

    I mean, “Shine bright like a 120w LED light bulb” doesn’t sounds good.

  • culpritus [any]
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    9•3 months ago

    picard

    Diamond also has a very high refractive index and a relatively high optical dispersion.

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      i mean, they reflect too, everything reflects, though we generally mean specular reflection but diamonds have that too when they’re polished nicely.

  • @justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8•3 months ago

    Everything shines, everything reflects…

  • Golden Lox
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    6•3 months ago

    boomer meme that i probably upvoted on facebook in 2012

  • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    4•3 months ago

    Diamonds*

  • pflanzenregal
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    4•3 months ago

    Didn’t SIA wrote it and allegedly in like 30 minutes or so?

  • @IsoSpandy@lemm.ee
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    3•3 months ago

    How about shine like a quasar

  • @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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    1•3 months ago

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