• @listless
    25•1 month ago
    1. adjudicated rape
    2. 36 felonies
    3. orange spray tan
    4. the world’s worst combover
    5. a small $1,000,000 loan in the 70’s from your dad but also being made head of a major real estate company that your father owned and also other multimillion dollar loans that were never paid back in the 80’s and having daddy cosign/guarantee 70 million dollar projects you were a part of.
    6. all the bankruptcies
    7. racism
    8. misogyny
    9. lies
    10. alternative facts about the climate change hoax
  • @theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
    17•1 month ago
    1. Hat
    2. Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
    3. Car dealership
    4. Kid who doesn’t talk to you anymore
    5. Gen ai program
    6. Cybertruck
    7. $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    8. 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    9. X premium subscription
    10. Gun
  • @That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml
    2•1 month ago

    1. A pallet of tissues for when their spouse and entire family disowns them.

    2. A good lawyer to defend them when they lash out and commit various crimes.

    3. A little American flag to wave patriotically as they destroy this country.

    4. A wheelbarrow to carry all of your cash to the grocery store as inflation is about to explode.

    5. Solar panels, compost pile, and an outhouse because basic infrastructure like electricity, plumbing, and waste removal are at risk of budget cuts and mismanagement.

    6. A tutor for the children as education is getting deep cuts soon.

    7. A good therapist to help work through all of that cognitive dissonance.

    8. A bicycle as the price of gas will skyrocket.

    9. A standard dictionary as basic terms and concepts elude them.

    10. A back brace as you’re going to have to pick your own crops from now on.

  • Alice
    -1•1 month ago
    1. Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
    2. Maga hat
    3. A paid off house or property
    4. Married
    5. Kids
    6. Guns
    7. A blue collar job
    8. An X account
    9. Thick skin
    10. American flag

    Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
      3•1 month ago
      1. Busted truck with rust spots and maga stickers.
      2. Divorced.
      3. Kids won’t talk to them.
      4. Spent more on guns than on personal hygiene.
      5. Thin skin, whines about literally anything.

      Ftfy

      Numbering didn’t work though. 1 4 5 6 and 9.

      • @undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch
        2•28 days ago

        Numbering didn’t work though.

        Markdown has this strange behavior where once it thinks it’s a numbered list, it doesn’t care which numbers you use. I think behind the scenes it’s just parsing it as an HTML <ol> with each number converted to a <li>, thereby renumbering the list (<ul>).

  • @Kaboom@reddthat.com
    -16•1 month ago

    1. Deport illegals

    2. Protective tariffs

    3. Not demolish the second amendment

    4. Absolutely stupid culture war stuff

    5. Making NATO countries meet their obligations

    6. Pull out the middle east

    7. Hopefully drain the swamp

    8. Help keep food on the table

    9. Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.

    10. Be populist as hell

    • @cranakis@reddthat.com
      7•1 month ago
      1. Pull out the middle east

      Israel too, right?

      1. Hopefully drain the swamp

      Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption… Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.

    • @Furbag@lemmy.world
      6•1 month ago

      How come he didn’t fix any of these problem the first time around?

      Face it, you got tricked. Again.

    • Rhynoplaz
      5•1 month ago

      Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.

      Holy shit. Just looked at your history. Congratulations! You get to cut ahead to the front of the blocked line!