• KHAAAAAAAAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• Play it, Sam, you piece of shit. (no one ever says “play it again, Sam”)
• Never tell me the odds you piece of shit!
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can, you piece of shit.
• Good morning Vietnam, you piece of shit!
• I love the smell of Napalm in the morning you piece of shit!
• You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder, for money, you piece of shit?
• Go ahead, make my day you piece of shit.
• Open the pod bay doors, HAL you piece of shit.
• I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley you piece of shit.
• You’re gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.

Charlton Heston Bonus Round:

• LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• YOU DAMN DIRTY APES, YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again, you piece of shit.