• dream_weasel
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      311 days ago

      Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.

      • Jerkface (any/all)
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        210 days ago

        Honestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.