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minus-square@OccultIconoclast@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish6•19 days ago There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
minus-square@bane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish7•19 days agoCorrelates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
minus-square@VerbFlow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•19 days ago“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
minus-square@LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•19 days agoSounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.