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minus-square@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilink24•edit-23 months agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-square@MissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink19•3 months agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-square@OutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish7•3 months agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-square@chetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilink4•3 months agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-square@MissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•3 months agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-square@smeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilink2•3 months ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-square@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilink7•3 months agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight WolflinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
I prey you stay safe!
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
He actually belonged to your mum
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️