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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 day ago

Your kids are safer at a drag show than a catholic church

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Your kids are safer at a drag show than a catholic church

@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 day ago
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  • @Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not from hellfire

    • @NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      1•5 hours ago

      Do you honestly expect any to take you seriously?

    • @AviAdi@suppo.fi
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      Removed by mod

    • @wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They’re equally safe from said fictional punishment

    • @listless
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      Looking at the number of times I’ve seen a respectable news source report abuse from church members versus the number of times I’ve seen a respectable news source report a confirmed hellfire burn being treated at the local hospital, I’ll take my chances with the hellfire.

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