@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 month agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFW@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Logh@lemmy.mllinkfedilink4•1 month agoThere are toilets that have a shitshelf, no splash ever. Stains are more likely, but a layer of tp or a quick post-partum brushing does the trick. Small price to pay for a dry bum.
minus-square@PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•1 month agoIt also stinks more when it’s above water :(
There are toilets that have a shitshelf, no splash ever. Stains are more likely, but a layer of tp or a quick post-partum brushing does the trick. Small price to pay for a dry bum.
Ew, I’d rather feel the splash
It also stinks more when it’s above water :(