@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 22 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFW@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 22 days agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@dalekirkwood@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•21 days agoOh no. It’s an EU problem also. In the UK we have a special term ‘fireman’s blanket’ for the tissue you lay down to prevent the said splash.
minus-square@schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink4•21 days agoLots of toilets in Europe have a “poop shelf” which makes splashing a complete non-issue.
minus-square@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•21 days agoWhether tis nobler to risk the splashback, or to live with your poop perpetually ending up on a shelf? In many ways, this is a microcosm of the human condition.
Oh no. It’s an EU problem also. In the UK we have a special term ‘fireman’s blanket’ for the tissue you lay down to prevent the said splash.
Lots of toilets in Europe have a “poop shelf” which makes splashing a complete non-issue.
Whether tis nobler to risk the splashback, or to live with your poop perpetually ending up on a shelf? In many ways, this is a microcosm of the human condition.