@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 22 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFW@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 22 days agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Zahille7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•21 days agoWouldn’t it be the taller the toilet, the more splash you’ll have, as it needs to fall further before reaching the water?
minus-square@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•21 days agoIf you make it tall enough then the poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the water
minus-square0opslinkfedilinkEnglish13•21 days agoWow you’re very knowledgeable, you must be a frequent pooper
minus-square@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink7•21 days agoShit, write that down, write that down.
minus-squarekbobaboblinkfedilink7•21 days agoShit, wipe that down, wipe that down. spoiler That’s how I read it initially and couldn’t help but laugh.
Wouldn’t it be the taller the toilet, the more splash you’ll have, as it needs to fall further before reaching the water?
If you make it tall enough then the poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the water
Wow you’re very knowledgeable, you must be a frequent pooper
Seems the water is the problem. Just get rid of that.
Shit, write that down, write that down.
Shit, wipe that down, wipe that down.
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That’s how I read it initially and couldn’t help but laugh.