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@listless to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago

don't ever change you're perfect

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don't ever change you're perfect

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@listless to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don’t ever change baby you’re the best

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  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    132•10 months ago

    Notice that it isn’t publicly traded. I suspect that’s why it hasn’t enshittified.

    • @winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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      6•10 months ago

      Big part, for sure.

  • @mikyopii@programming.dev
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    121•10 months ago

    Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you’re already perfect?

    • @blackluster117@possumpat.io
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      41•10 months ago

      No website, only crab juice.

      • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        6•10 months ago

        Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

    • thermal_shock
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      my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells… chefs kiss*

  • @Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    47•10 months ago

    Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

    • @bl4kers@lemmy.ml
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      37•10 months ago

      Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

    • @daltotron@lemmy.ml
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      8•10 months ago

      haven’t had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the “owner” tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

  • @MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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    45•10 months ago

    I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

    • @MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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      30•10 months ago

      What she was doing there she just won’t say…

      • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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        3•10 months ago

        W4MM

    • The Pantser
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      18•10 months ago

      Mail order bride?

      • @MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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        19•10 months ago

        Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

        • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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          18•10 months ago

          I didn’t know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

          • @CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world
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            23•10 months ago

            Ubermeets

    • Bob
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      1•10 months ago

      Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

      • @MoonManKipper@lemmy.world
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        2•10 months ago

        Minus 9 months

  • @davel@lemmy.ml
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    12•10 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @davel@lemmy.ml
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      Why have four people updooted my deleted comment 😂 It must be an inter-instance syncing issue.

      • @LazerFX@sh.itjust.works
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        1•10 months ago

        Well, now you’ve called it out, I’ve got to updeet it.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    3•10 months ago

    I love you, you’re perfect, now change.

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    1•10 months ago

    The purple iooks absolutely tubular. Exactly what’s in style for kids these days. I’m totally with it, my dude!

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